i wish boobs were like an accessory instead of something permanently attached to you like you could say “wow this dress would look really good with these boobs” and “i feel like wearing boobs today” or “not really digging boobs so i’m not gonna put them on” and “boobs just aren’t my thing”
No boobs? Damn. Grow some. Boobs? Cover yourself. You’re so vulgar. No ass? Everyone will laugh at you for it. Ass? Well, better cover yourself cause you don’t wanna draw attention to that booty, right? Short? You need to wear those heels. Tall? Damn. You cannot be taller than men. Also, never wear heels. Skinny? Gotta gain weigh cause no one likes bones. Chubby? Eat healthy!!!! Nobody likes fat bitches. You like makeup? Hell no. Taking you swimming on the first date. No makeup? Please, take care of yourself. Don’t be so lazy.
We, women, are constantly shamed for everything so we, as well, might do whatever we want.
“Fat is beautiful!”, says the Tumblr artist, as they draw:
Sexy isn’t always about boobs or butts. It’s the way you walk, the way you talk, and the way you think.
A beard is like big boobs, a lot of people want them but only a few have the genes to get them
Instead of sexualizing boobs, how about we sexualize the clitoris? You know, the thing that has no other purpose than sexual stimulation, yet many people are unaware of its existence? Let’s do that.
Your 20s will be awkward. You’ll be too old for this and too young for that. You’re going to make mistakes. Lots of them. Embrace every moment.
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yungvodka answered:
alright first, you don’t just go straight to eating the pussy. TEASE YOUR GIRL!!! make her wait, and get her reallyyyyyy wet ;] always start with a kiss first, and make sure your hands explore all of her body as well. for instance, when you two are making out, one of your hands should be placed around her hips or on her hips.. pull her body closer to yours, and with the other hand.. move her hair away from her face while you’re kissing her.kiss every. single. part. of. her. body. ok maybe not every part lol but the more aroused she is, the more sensitive she will be. kiss her neck. bite it a little bit but don’t be too rough and make sure to give it a light lick with your tongue. nibble her ears and let your hands crawl inside her shirt. stroke her sides gently. grab her boobs and squeeze them, lick them, kiss them, suck them. THIS IS THE TIME TO DO THAT!!!!! because once you go down, you are not coming back up until you satisfy her.once you’re ready to go down, open her legs wide and put your head between them. kiss her inner thighs, even lick it, but don’t get to the goods yet. it’ll make her moan in anticipation of what you are about to do to her next ;]you know when you bite into a really juicy piece of fruit (like a mango) and you have to purse you lips against it to make sure you catch all the drips of juice? that’s EXACTLY how to perform oral on a woman.Burry your face in between her legs, spreading them apart. begin licking her clit lightly with the tip of your tongue, but with a lot of pressure and put it in your mouth, sucking it gently. you can lick the clit up or down or in circles. make sure that when you swirl your tongue around her clit, be sure that it’s firm. make noises against her pussy as if you can’t get enough of it.don’t just lick it, eat every inch of her pussy. when she feels the warmth of your lips and tongue, put one of your fingers, or two inside of her.. now be careful because automatically guys will assume that being rough is always the best and it actually isn’t. slide it in her gently and don’t you dare stop licking her. her body will tell you when to stop. so slide those fingers in her pussy slowly and carefully. once you’re in there, start your own pace by going slow, then to a little fast, then faster, etc. licking her clit while fingering her at the same time will absolutely drive every girl crazy.now don’t stop!!! she may grab on to your hair, tug the sheets, arch her back, and curl her toes, but that’s ok.. put up with it because she loves it. don’t ever stop until her body is shut down from shaking. it’s about her, so give it your best and make it amazing!
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